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I’m sick and dying…

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Well maybe not dying in the terminal illness way…unless you count life as a terminal illness…which I I am technically dying.

Anyway, some asshole bastard, coughed on their hands and then sat at my desk and touched my stuff! Other “at home” assholes coughed in my face, whipped their nose on my sleeve and were otherwise gross! And now I’m sick!


The reasons my kids love me!

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1)I give them icecream for breakfast.

2)When they ask me for something my answer is always, “Whatever, I dont care just be careful and don’t make mommy have to take you to the hospital or jail!”

3)I tell my husband to shut up I can’t hear the TV when he is yelling at them.

4) I sneak them treats after dark

5)I write notes to the teacher to excuse their homework not being done!

6) We have a sign in our kitchen that reads “Remember, as far as anyone knows we are a nice, normal family”.

7) I play catch from the kitchen window with my son (no we don’t have a screen-stop judging me).

8)I let them drive when I’m Drunk (they LOVE that).

9) My boy has broken 6 bikes in two years… and I keep getting him new ones! – okay well the neighbours kids keep loosing them….(it is new to him so he doesn’t mind!!)

10) I surround them with the Gays and sinners… I’m TOTALLY saving their souls yo!!

i’m TIRED of your precious snowflake!

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This is where I get mad and lash out! This is where I shake my head at the children you are raising! This is where I question what your motivations are!

What the hell happened to parents? When did it become a fucking bubble world where everyone is coddled and purell’ed to death? When did saying NO to your children become taboo? Why are we not letting our kids play, and argue and fight and get dirty and be kids???

My kids get dirty! We do NOT own a gaming system unless you count the leapster! When my kids get in an argument with their friends, I send them back out to figure out a resolution, to make up and play again! When your kids are sick I don’t ban them from my house, because kids don’t build an immunity if they are never exposed!

My daughter is being bullied by her two friends….she can play with them one on one but together these two girls pick on her! One is particularly bad…this girl tonight tried to take Ems book, Em pulled it back and this little girl looked at her smiled said “I’m going to tell my mom you punched me” and then I watched this little girl turn on the water works and run to her mom! They are 9 years old! Her mom will approach my daughter at school tomorrow (like she always does) and confront her!

Want to know the outcome? Em won’t go out to play and is getting anxiety about going to school because this girls mom is going to “talk” to her!

GUESS what….I’M not ok with this!!!! And I will put a stop to it!

News flash…. All kids are assholes…..even yours!