A quote from my man,
“a woman who will sit next to you in a fucked up ford focus is a woman worth keeping, you KNOW she isn’t with you for your money!”
This is why I keep him! Advice for all you men out there! Put the beemer away and pull out the pinto for that first few dates!
You should also keep a woman who crys over soup about her last relationship!
And if she wears sunglasses inside!
And if she is wearing one of my drain hair wigs…the curly one specifically!!
And if she brings her dad to check you out first!
And if she moves her stuff into your flat before the end of your first date! She obviously loves you! (And if you try to get away she will cut your eyes out)…